Watch the above video. It’s about 47 seconds long. I can’t think of a more American way for 2014 to be ushered in: random Miami-based FOX News personality stumbling around oddly proclaiming how great it is that bars don’t close at 2am, calling someone he’s presumably never met “a tall drink of water,” having two girls kiss and drop a double expletive, and then reminding them that “this is a family channel, babe.” Ah, live television. Often, you do give us real gems.
Welcome to 2014. More, and more elaborate, posts to follow.
