The three most-searched-for terms in porn, from an occupation standpoint, are likely “teacher,” then “babysitter,” then “nurse”

The cliche is “pizza delivery boy” or “plumber,” but the reality is:

top-12-occupations

Full data here (the link is safe for work; it’s just their Insights blog, which can actually teach you a lot about the habits of different parts of the country). In related news, did you know that the only two cities in the U.S. (major cities) where “yoga” is a top-five porn search are Minneapolis and Portland? Odd, eh?

“Teacher” is almost double “babysitter” on that chart — and while this only reflects one site (PornHub), it should be noted that by some measure that site is the No. 83 site in the world for traffic, so these trendsĀ canĀ mean something. It’s possibly a bit disconcerting — yet understandable — that the top three searches all involve professions that help you when you’re (a) young or (b) sick. I’m assuming a lot of these searches are done by men, so that’s kind of a window into their psyche, broadly-speaking.

Ted Bauer