When you’re more efficient, your job becomes worse for you.

Tucker Carlson with the self-own topic bar

SCOTUS was its most conservative since 1931

“Contextualist textualist.”

The narrative that sex should only be in the name of conceiving a bouncing boy for Instagram to adore is … very flawed

Someone said the quiet part out loud in “the war on sex”

“Investor pressure to maintain capital discipline” sounds like something you’d laugh at in a PowerPoint

“Natural, moral, and … holy.”