The COVID-19 golden parachute index

When your stock drops to 14 cents for trading, I’m not sure you just justified a $6M trigger for yourself bonus-wise. But many get it. Continue Reading →

Being broke at the holidays is fucking tedious

Having no money sucks broadly, but it sucks more at the holidays. I’ve experienced this in both 2017 and 2019. Here’s a path around it! Continue Reading →

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America is about getting your nut

“He who dies with the most toys wins.” (I would counter that said person is already dead, but who am I?) Continue Reading →

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Compensation is the sex of the working world

Shhhhhh on both. Continue Reading →

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Man, this CEO pledge is some trite bullshit, eh?

Making money — lots of money — is the closest thing most of these guys have to relevance and, honestly, fun. Think a pledge will stop that? LOL. Continue Reading →

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Beware “creating shareholder value” as an expression

It means your life as an employee probably will equate to “hell.” Continue Reading →

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Deep thought: The three things you can’t talk about

Talk about sex, money, and failure

This is something kinda interesting to me, so I thought I’d do a quick post about it. If you really get down to it, there are three things that basically explain life: Sex: This begins it. Failure: This is what you learn from, give… Continue Reading →

Could good design/UX help us retire better?

Retirement Planning Design

This topic has been coming up a lot recently. Harvard Business Review had a whole article on it — with studies! — a few days ago, and here’s a profile of Facebook’s former design chief joining WealthFront as a VP of design.… Continue Reading →